I can spot an Elvis fan a mile away.
Big hair, jewelry, wide collars, an open shirt… and self-confidence.
I know there must be shy fans of the King out there, but apparently, they don’t wear it on their sleeves. If you’re an Elvis fan on the inside and the outside, your sartorial style will reflect it.
So it was with this bitcoin-bug.
He’d cornered me in Bermuda last year. He wore blue suede shoes, a dead giveaway. He asked my opinion of the cryptocurrency… but before I’d had a chance to respond, he told me what it should be.
“It’s the single biggest innovation in world history,” he exclaimed. Apparently writing and the wheel were small potatoes. “If you’re not into it, you’re crazy.” Jarringly, the accent was more Long Island than Tupelo, Mississippi.
“Perhaps,” I replied. “But the real question is, into it for how much?”
Events are asking you that question right now…
Bombs Away, But We’re OK
Recently, I got a note from a reader complaining that I talked too much about the impact of politics on markets.
Then the governor of Guam told his fellow Guamanians not to look directly at a nuclear fireball, if one should appear courtesy of North Korea. The markets tanked.
As I was saying…
As it always does, the gold price spiked, hitting $1,294 an ounce.
Gold has a habit of doing that. Gold charts look like an EKG rather than price movements. Up, then down… up, then down… by oddly regular amounts.
Overall, gold is up more than 12% this year… but if history is any guide, those gains will halve shortly.
Something else happened recently. Bitcoin broke the $4,000 barrier.
And unlike gold, everybody’s favorite cryptocurrency keeps trending up this year. Aside from a few blips in June and July, bitcoin is up, up and away.
If you’d bought bitcoin at the beginning of January, you’d be looking at a 300% gain.
What Can You Afford: The Tortoise or the Hare?
When you call a person “volatile,” you mean he’s unpredictable.
People can be unpredictable even if they seem stable. I’ve known plenty of guys who had a werewolf-level transformation once they got a few drinks in.
When we call an asset volatile, however, it just means that its price bounces around a lot. It might even do that predictably, like the gold price.
Even though gold’s price has seesawed like a small boat in a choppy sea, its volatility is extremely low.
By contrast, bitcoin is all over the place.
The bitcoin Elvis I met in Bermuda was getting on a bit in years. I can’t help but wonder how his metabolism has handled the cryptocurrency’s wild swings this year.
Maybe he was wealthy and it didn’t matter. But I suspect he was just like most of us… playing his wealth to make it go further as he got older. In that case I imagine he’s had a lot of chamomile tea this year. Or valerian root.
Bitcoin and gold are both primarily stores of value. Yes, you can pay for stuff with bitcoin, but most of it is in digital vaults, waiting for the price to go up.
You can pay for stuff with gold too, and most of it is in vaults as well, waiting for… well, for prices to go down. Stock prices, for example.
To me that’s the difference between bitcoin and gold.
Bitcoin is a speculative play, like industrial metals. Pieces seesaw all the time. Big jumps and big drops are part of the territory. It’s like the hare, starting and stopping constantly. Its value depends on something else… in bitcoin’s case, on sentiment.
Gold, on the other hand, is the tortoise of the investment world. It’s so steady that its purchasing power today is about the same as it was in Roman times, and even further back. Its long-term value is eerily detached from human affairs.
Ask yourself: Can you afford to ride the bitcoin roller coaster? Both financially and emotionally, I mean. Or would you have been tempted to panic sell earlier this year… only to gnash your teeth as it topped $4,000?
If you have a lot of money… more than you’ll ever need, now and in the future… go along with bitcoin Elvis. It’ll be exhilarating, for sure.
But if you’re like most of us, and you need a stable bank account and a stable emotional life, stick with gold.
After all, we know what it’s going to be worth in the future: the same as it has been for thousands of years.
Can you say the same for bitcoin?